May 2013
because having cute underwear makes you feel a whole lot better about yourself
galaxys4:
hello students. welcome to my math class. we will be having a class trip this year, the first ever math field trip in history. it’s to hell. here we are
tappingtomlinson:
does somebody want to go move to a random city with me and live in a cute apartment and just go to coffee shops a lot and blog and go on city adventures and forget about everything else and we can worry about money when we get there okay let’s just go who’s up for it
westbor0baptistchurch:
westbor0baptistchurch:
“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
“We are cursed because of you no good, dirty-rotten, text post stealing great great grandfather!”
April 2013
sorryforpartybarackin:
vriska-serkitty:
sorryforpartybarackin:
shoutout to every girl ever for being hot as h*ck and making me hate myself
did u just censor e in the word heck
You’re d*rn right I did I’m trying to get into Heaven
dj-bsnow:
If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple “Thank You” will suffice. None of this “How did you get in my house” business. So rude
actualavengertonystark:
Sometimes I think about being gay and I kinda scare myself thinking maybe I’m not.. but then I see a boys abdomen and SWEET LORD I AM SO GAY
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kanyewesticle:
Oh you have an Irish accent???my pants seen to be falling down…how weird
Reblog this if you're from CONNECTICUT
lovely-lives:
glitchinthesystem:
thesquirreliestofsquirrels:
thegodamill:
Bristol in the house
wethersfield!
Torrington!
Stamford!! :)
kkatkkrap:
justdrinktea:
so in Japanese, we sang Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.
here’s a general gist of the translation:
Rudolph had a shiny nose no one liked him he cried every night then one Christmas it was dark Santa decided Rudolph’s nose was convenient (literally it says convenient) Rudolph was useful.
I SHIT YOU NOT.
