fencehopping:

Another dinner spent all baaa myself.

wilsontoyourhouse:

winchester-kelly:

blastortoise:

Sailor moon wands!!!

rapewhistled:

why do old people drive slow they barely have any time left like GOOOOO ur dying

dean-bangs-cas-in-the-impala:

I just snorted my coffee out

callmeoutis:

calmb4tehpwn:

rasputinberries:

I love this contest

LAYS MISERABLES
THAT TOOK ME TOO LONG

ok FINE i’ll reblog this one i hope you’re proud of yourselves

callmeoutis:

calmb4tehpwn:

rasputinberries:

I love this contest

LAYS MISERABLES

THAT TOOK ME TOO LONG

ok FINE i’ll reblog this one i hope you’re proud of yourselves

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

ya know that kid whos at the arcade and is just watching the demo for a game but they’re pressing the buttons like they’re playing?? well that’s how i’m handling adulthood so far

policecodeforzombieontheloose:

bowtiesontimelords:

So I work at an ice cream store, and this girl walked in today and quietly asked me who the man behind the counter was. I responded that he was my manager. 

"Oh, he’s cute. What’s his name?"

"Justin, but fair warning, he plays for the, uh, other team."

"What team?"

And I swear to fucking god four people (including myself) yelled ‘WILDCATS’ so loud she spilled her drink.

And I thought he was gay 

revvann:

rock-allday:

Don’t fear death, fear the state in which you will die.

I was always afraid of Ohio

missthrace:

wildwanderingwords:

boxfullofcats:

cat-eye-chic:

eventualprocrastination:

plasmas-king:

darnni:

THIS IS SERIOUSLY A SALAD DRESSING COMMERCIAL

WHAT ARE YOU REALLY TRYING TO SELL

equal sexual representation between both genders on tv 

i will reblog this over and over until my fingers bleed from reblogging

Lets get zesty

Wait, they were selling something here?

remember that time when a whole bunch of guys said they weren’t going to buy this salad dressing because it objectified men?

sometimes i think about that and laugh really hard

GOD BLESS YOU KRAFT!

Cleansed by Ericson Martinez